Dave and Darren's Top 5 Things

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Tuesday, April 28, 2026)

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

43 minutes

People are devouring the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag, a data hero looks into Wheel of Fortune contestants and their marriages, a cobra show ends in tragedy and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and D...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Monday, April 27, 2026)

Monday, April 27, 2026

36 minutes

Betting on airport temperatures, young couples are losing interest in wedding rings, official state cryptids and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Thursday, April 23, 2026)

Thursday, April 23, 2026

40 minutes

Kellogg's is putting toys back in their cereal, a family settles after an otter attack, young men think they can beat lie detectors and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Wednesday, April 22, 2026)

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

38 minutes

DMV doppelgangers, exploding wheelchairs, a new Jeopardy! champ who is winning his way into America's heart and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a...

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Dave & Darren's Top FIve Things (Tuesday, April 21, 2026)

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

34 minutes

Red Lobster is bringing back Endless Shrimp, a bull wins a bullfight, a hot air balloon lands in someone's backyard and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday morning...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Monday, April 20, 2026)

Monday, April 20, 2026

35 minutes

Jonathan from "Who's The Boss" is delivering for Amazon, bunk beds on airplanes, robots are shattering half marathon records and more. Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekda...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Friday, April 17, 2026)

Friday, April 17, 2026

37 minutes

A man has a metal chopstick stuck in his throat for eight years, a car company wants to put a toilet in you car, Florida criminals offer odd excuses and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave an...

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Dave & Darren't Top Five Things (Thursday, April 16, 2026)

Thursday, April 16, 2026

37 minutes

Florida Man terrorizes a Culver's, bad baseball history is made, someone has done the math on you getting a message in a bottle and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live wee...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Wednesday, April 15, 2026)

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

37 minutes

The Tax Day Spooktacular! We've got tales of mustard crimes, cruise weddings, meat raffles and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9. ...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Tuesday, April 14, 2026)

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

37 minutes

The Last Picture House is hosting a Kung-Fu movie festival, Columbia has a hippo problem, a man drinks 10 beers a day for a living and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live ...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Monday, April 13, 2026)

Monday, April 13, 2026

36 minutes

Info on the latest trends, another fish crime and a new imaginary eye disorder that's fooling robots and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Pla...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Friday, April 10, 2026)

Friday, April 10, 2026

32 minutes

An ex-alligator owner gives up his custody fight, rumors swirl around a date for Taylor Swift's wedding, college degrees only take three years now and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and ...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Thursday, April 9, 2026)

Thursday, April 9, 2026

35 minutes

People are scrambling to get rid of their pampas grass, Home Depot is already selling Halloween decorations, sugary drinks can ruin your massage and more. Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Da...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Wednesday, April 8, 2026)

Wednesday, April 8, 2026

51 minutes

A dating app that showcases your baggage, a new dunk league, summertime sadness and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9. Like Dav...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Tuesday, April 7, 2026)

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

32 minutes

An Easter egg hunt takes the worst possible turn, the surviving Charlies Angels cast reunited, parents are yelling "JESSICA!" at their toddlers and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Dar...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Monday, April 6, 2026)

Monday, April 6, 2026

45 minutes

Dave ate his first burrito, WKRP is finally coming to Cincinnati, a hero rat gets a statue and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9. ...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Thursday, April 2, 2026)

Thursday, April 2, 2026

37 minutes

Houston, they had a problem with the toilet. Plus, unpopular opinions, robot umpires, child weightlifters and more. Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a o...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Wednesday, April 1, 2026)

Wednesday, April 1, 2026

33 minutes

Tumbleweeds are a huge problem. Speeding in Finland is expensive. Plus, a crazy paternity story involving identical twins and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday m...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Tuesday, March 31, 2026)

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

33 minutes

Sometimes a jet airplane is a bus. Plus, the odds you're getting Peeps this Easter, the Midwest Goodbye and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on ...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Monday, March 30, 2026)

Monday, March 30, 2026

35 minutes

Have you ever wanted to be a cyborg centaur? We've got good news for you! Plus Easter Bunny and Passover stories and Florida stories! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Friday, March 27, 2026)

Friday, March 27, 2026

42 minutes

The way to get Americans to eat more fish is to convince us we're actually eating meat, a kangaroo tries to escape from Wisconsin, The Walkman is coming back and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." ...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Thursday, March 26, 2026)

Thursday, March 26, 2026

29 minutes

Happy Opening Day! Squirrels in the park are vaping, a frequent arrestee converted his pick-up into a bong, a woman tries lying to a judge via FaceTime and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Wednesday, March 25, 2026)

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

33 minutes

A driver fails his theoretical test 139 times, a 14-hour flight from Hong Kong takes a gross turn, Natty Light is now fertilizer for your lawn and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darr...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Tuesday, March 24, 2026)

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

26 minutes

Paying the judge your bail money with counterfeit bills, Boner Bear honey recall, a cornhole murder and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Plan...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Monday, March 23, 2026)

Monday, March 23, 2026

32 minutes

Fried chicken leads to a quick fortune, teenage love inspires a bus theft and Kathy Ireland is broke! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9....

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Friday, March 20, 2026)

Friday, March 20, 2026

33 minutes

A 10-pound chocolate bunny, an artist who chews shapes into carrots, a message in a bottle and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave and Darren." Dave and Darren are live weekday mornings 6a-10a on Planet 93.9. ...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Thursday, March 19, 2026)

Thursday, March 19, 2026

34 minutes

Punch The Monkey has a girlfriend! A flaming sweet potato truck drives to the fire station. Birds love cigarettes. A Hannah Montana star hid a secret life from their fans for years. Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave...

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Dave & Darren's Top Five Things (Wednesday, March 18)

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

44 minutes

It's still legal to marry your first cousin in Florida (and a LOT of other states). A Flamin' Hot Cheeto shaped like a Pokémon sells for an unbelievable amount of money. Plus Hot Goss, Unpopular Opinions and lawn mullets. Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that you...

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Ranch-bassador (Tuesday March 17th, 2026)

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

37 minutes

It's St. Patrick's Day! Dave yearns to visit Europe as a Ranch-bassador. Eating fermented swordfish isn't as good idea as you might think. Florida Man steals a septic tank and more! Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fact, Dave...

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Butter Running (Friday March 13, 2026)

Friday, March 13, 2026

31 minutes

Would we be more interested in running if ever step brought you closer to freshly churned butter? Plus misadventures with micro pigs, a Florida DUI and the TV spinoff none of us saw coming. Dave & Darren are your two best friends who happen to play your favorite music on your favorite radio station. For over 21 years, this award winning (no really) duo has enjoyed waking up the Quad Cities with a mix of irreverence, information, improvisational talk and humor. They have been described as, "your favorite morning show's favorite morning show assuming that your favorite morning show is in fa...

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