Dave and Darren's Top 5 Things

Listen to the best parts of Dave and Darren’s Planet 93.9 Morning Show any time you want. Presented by Nature’s Treatment in Milan and Galesburg

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Episodes

• Fake Sea Captain

  Monday, March 3, 2025

  43 minutes

  This episode features piracy on the high seas, noodle threats and a visit from a flying alien/demon creature. So yeah, pretty standard stuff. 

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• Wild Parties And Gross Days At Work

  Friday, January 24, 2025

  1 hour 13 minutes

  This episode features tales of wild parties and super gross days on the job with an assist from stand-up comic Leslie Mitchell.

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• Spank On Ice

  Friday, December 13, 2024

  58 minutes

  Spank joins us to talk about his latest career opportunity. There's a Hallmark Christmas Movie drinking game that might just save Christmas this year. We discuss projected food trends for 2025!

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• A Round of Sausage

  Wednesday, November 27, 2024

  42 minutes

  This episode features good advice, sketchy zookeepers and an unusual holiday tree. Listen to the entire episode and then treat yourself to a round of sausage.

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• Beck And Woods

  Friday, November 8, 2024

  51 minutes

  Filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods join us in studio to discuss their new movie Heretic. 

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• 12 Ft Disco Skeleton

  Friday, October 18, 2024

  37 minutes

  Just in time for Halloween! Tales of giant skeletons, man-eating monsters and a device that lets you communicate through your dreams!

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• The Gator Keeper

  Friday, September 20, 2024

  44 minutes

  This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast begins and ends with Florida stories. There's an insane symmetry here that we hope you'll enjoy.  

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• Team Building

  Friday, August 30, 2024

  58 minutes

  These five stories all involve plans that go horribly wrong. Remember what Darren always says, "It's not enough to have a plan. Have a GOOD plan."

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• Giant Pop-Tart

  Friday, August 9, 2024

  44 minutes

  Imagine a Pop-Tart 73x bigger than the ones you can buy at the store. A South Carolina family feuds over chicken and an Olympic diver makes unfortunate history.

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• These Japanese Gymnasts Are HURTING

  Tuesday, July 23, 2024

  51 minutes

  One of Japan's elite gymnasts was kicked of the Olympic team for smoking.  Florida Man enjoys a late night snack at a Walgreens. Party invites have confusing dress codes.

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• A Stinky Situation

  Friday, June 28, 2024

  54 minutes

  A manure truck crashed in a Connecticut neighborhood and a local resident could "literally" see its tires! We also learn about Salisbury Steak Days and a new flavor of Mountain Dew not available in stores.

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• The Lonely Pittsburgh Plumber

  Friday, June 14, 2024

  53 minutes

  This episode covers one plumber's challenging workload, the Joey Chestnut hot dog controversy and Alternating Currents comedy lineup with festival organizer/local comedian Chris Schlichting.

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• Attack Of The Feral Chickens

  Friday, May 31, 2024

  52 minutes

  This week we learned about feral chickens, cruise ship cancelation policies and expensive dog costumes.

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• Dave's Got Olympic Fever

  Friday, May 17, 2024

  52 minutes

  This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things features transatlantic portals, regional slang and Olympic Village hanky-panky.

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• Sour Patch Oreos

  Friday, May 3, 2024

  46 minutes

  This review of Dave & Darren In The Morning includes an unlikely snack pairing, a meteorologist with alleged anger issues and a big McChange.

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• Pickleball Power Hour

  Friday, April 19, 2024

  9 minutes

  A new facial regimen seems kind of fishy to us. Pickleball is a great way to meet potential lovers. Your doorbell might just be the next RoboCop.

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• This Gas Station Is B-A-N-A-N-A-S

  Thursday, March 28, 2024

  50 minutes

  A get rich quick scheme ends with lost legs and jail time. Don't bring a banana to a pipe fight.

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• Who Wants Hot Dogs?

  Friday, March 8, 2024

  51 minutes

  This review features a history of The Weinermobile, nude bowling and product placement in a galaxy far, far way.

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• A Chocolate Fantasy Like Never Before

  Friday, March 1, 2024

  48 minutes

  A real life Willy Wonka experience somehow ends up being more disappointing than the movie. A Florida man has 150 bugs removed from his nose.

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• 667:Head Transplant

  Wednesday, February 21, 2024

  44 minutes

  David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year. 

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• Sexy Build A Bear

  Friday, February 16, 2024

  46 minutes

  This episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.

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• When's The Boss?

  Friday, February 2, 2024

  60 minutes

  This week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? reboot.

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• The Secret Show

  Tuesday, January 23, 2024

  59 minutes

  A new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions. 

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• Kitchen Treasure Hunter

  Tuesday, January 16, 2024

  51 minutes

  Some men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well. 

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• The Underwater Sneeze

  Wednesday, December 20, 2023

  53 minutes

  Why are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robbery? We'll answer all these questions and more!

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• The Christmas Possum

  Friday, December 8, 2023

  51 minutes

  This episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some more unpopular opinions.

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• Who Touched Darren’s Num-Nums?

  Friday, December 1, 2023

  44 minutes

  This episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We were SO close to the Florida trifecta this week!

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• Make Your Own Dentures

  Wednesday, November 22, 2023

  1 hour 14 minutes

  On this episode we learn about self-dentistry, a terrible first date and chat with filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods about the opening of Davenport's The Last Picture House.

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• Bring Out The Olives!

  Friday, November 10, 2023

  56 minutes

  Do we have to close the beaches in Wisconsin? Dave & Darren discover a viral video that's more than 20 years old. Is Disneyland the happiest or crappiest place on Earth?

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• John Cleese

  Friday, November 3, 2023

  45 minutes

  This week's Top 5 Things gives you early access (we'll air it on Monday) to our interview with the legendary John Cleese. John is in town at The Adler Theater next Friday (11/10).

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