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43 minutes | Monday, March 3, 2025
This episode features piracy on the high seas, noodle threats and a visit from a flying alien/demon creature. So yeah, pretty standard stuff. 
1 hour 13 minutes | Friday, January 24, 2025
This episode features tales of wild parties and super gross days on the job with an assist from stand-up comic Leslie Mitchell.
58 minutes | Friday, December 13, 2024
Spank joins us to talk about his latest career opportunity. There's a Hallmark Christmas Movie drinking game that might just save Christmas this year. We discuss projected food trends for 2025!
42 minutes | Wednesday, November 27, 2024
This episode features good advice, sketchy zookeepers and an unusual holiday tree. Listen to the entire episode and then treat yourself to a round of sausage.
51 minutes | Friday, November 8, 2024
Filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods join us in studio to discuss their new movie Heretic. 
37 minutes | Friday, October 18, 2024
Just in time for Halloween! Tales of giant skeletons, man-eating monsters and a device that lets you communicate through your dreams!
44 minutes | Friday, September 20, 2024
This installment of our Top Five Things Podcast begins and ends with Florida stories. There's an insane symmetry here that we hope you'll enjoy.  
58 minutes | Friday, August 30, 2024
These five stories all involve plans that go horribly wrong. Remember what Darren always says, "It's not enough to have a plan. Have a GOOD plan."
44 minutes | Friday, August 9, 2024
Imagine a Pop-Tart 73x bigger than the ones you can buy at the store. A South Carolina family feuds over chicken and an Olympic diver makes unfortunate history.
51 minutes | Tuesday, July 23, 2024
One of Japan's elite gymnasts was kicked of the Olympic team for smoking.  Florida Man enjoys a late night snack at a Walgreens. Party invites have confusing dress codes.
54 minutes | Friday, June 28, 2024
A manure truck crashed in a Connecticut neighborhood and a local resident could "literally" see its tires! We also learn about Salisbury Steak Days and a new flavor of Mountain Dew not available in stores.
53 minutes | Friday, June 14, 2024
This episode covers one plumber's challenging workload, the Joey Chestnut hot dog controversy and Alternating Currents comedy lineup with festival organizer/local comedian Chris Schlichting.
52 minutes | Friday, May 31, 2024
This week we learned about feral chickens, cruise ship cancelation policies and expensive dog costumes.
52 minutes | Friday, May 17, 2024
This episode of Dave & Darren's Top Five Things features transatlantic portals, regional slang and Olympic Village hanky-panky.
46 minutes | Friday, May 3, 2024
This review of Dave & Darren In The Morning includes an unlikely snack pairing, a meteorologist with alleged anger issues and a big McChange.
9 minutes | Friday, April 19, 2024
A new facial regimen seems kind of fishy to us. Pickleball is a great way to meet potential lovers. Your doorbell might just be the next RoboCop.
50 minutes | Thursday, March 28, 2024
A get rich quick scheme ends with lost legs and jail time. Don't bring a banana to a pipe fight.
51 minutes | Friday, March 8, 2024
This review features a history of The Weinermobile, nude bowling and product placement in a galaxy far, far way.
48 minutes | Friday, March 1, 2024
A real life Willy Wonka experience somehow ends up being more disappointing than the movie. A Florida man has 150 bugs removed from his nose.
44 minutes | Wednesday, February 21, 2024
David Cassidy is dead. Dave says he's done with the Olympics. There's no law against throwing live turkeys out of a plane. You'll be paying more for your Christmas tree this year. 
46 minutes | Friday, February 16, 2024
This episode covers erotic teddy bears, matchstick replicas and a love story between a captive stingray and a Bamboo Shark.
60 minutes | Friday, February 2, 2024
This week's Top Five Things features and exciting new wedding trend, disco bathrooms and our sci-fi flavored pitch for the upcoming Who's The Boss? reboot.
59 minutes | Tuesday, January 23, 2024
A new comedy club opened up at someone's house and know one's allowed to know where it is. Until they are. We also revisit some unpopular opinions. 
51 minutes | Tuesday, January 16, 2024
Some men dream of gold buried deep beneath their kitchen floor. More often than not, it doesn't end well. 
53 minutes | Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Why are the people at Carnival Cruises such buzzkills? Do vets need sleds? How important is proofreading the note you hand a teller during a bank robbery? We'll answer all these questions and more!
51 minutes | Friday, December 8, 2023
This episode of Top Five Things features the world's largest collection of Titanic on VHS cassettes, a stowaway possum, a chopsticks assault and some more unpopular opinions.
44 minutes | Friday, December 1, 2023
This episode features appearances from Florida Man, Florida Woman and a streaker at Disney's "It's A Small World After All" Ride in...California. We were SO close to the Florida trifecta this week!
1 hour 14 minutes | Wednesday, November 22, 2023
On this episode we learn about self-dentistry, a terrible first date and chat with filmmakers Scott Beck and Bryan Woods about the opening of Davenport's The Last Picture House.
56 minutes | Friday, November 10, 2023
Do we have to close the beaches in Wisconsin? Dave & Darren discover a viral video that's more than 20 years old. Is Disneyland the happiest or crappiest place on Earth?
45 minutes | Friday, November 3, 2023
This week's Top 5 Things gives you early access (we'll air it on Monday) to our interview with the legendary John Cleese. John is in town at The Adler Theater next Friday (11/10).
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